[Verse]
Em C
Gray hair, glasses, suitcase
Em
Humble, clever
C
Constantly working for peace
Am
Uganda, Congo
Em D C
And the Oslo treaty plan
Bsus4 B
Oh my God, what a plan
C
Not as famous as Gahr Støre
G D
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
C
But when handgrenades are flying
Bsus4 B
There's just one man you can trust
[Chorus]
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland
C B Em
The United Nations superhero man
C G
Mad dictator with a gun
D
Send in Jan Egeland
B Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland
[Verse]
Em C
Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
Em
Clean shaved body
C
Drinking his proteinshakes
Am
Spray-tan, skin cream
Em D C
And buttocks like he was eighteen
Bsus4 B
He's a peacekeeping machine
C
And he stares, into the mirror
G D
Flexing muscles in the night
C
And says "Boy, I think you're ready
Bsus4 B
To protect some human rights"
[Chorus]
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland
C B Em
The United Nations superhero man
C G
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
D
And looks at maps with George Cloon
B C#m
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland
[Instrumental]
| A | E | B | E/G# | A | A | A#b5 | B | "Egeland" | Em
C
When he's sad he goes to funerals,
G D
in unusually heavy rain
C
Large amounts of water in his face
Bsus4 B
But that doesn't hide his pain
C
He breaks down just like a homo
G D
And starts crying just like a girl
C
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
Bsus4
if your dayjob is saving the world
[Chorus]
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland
C B Em
He's a macho musclepumping crying God
C G
If there's one man you should trust
D
It is the Janny-boy
B Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland
