歌手头像-Misc Unsigned Bands

The Lancashire Hotpots - Me Psp

音乐人: Misc Unsigned Bands

供谱者:wexman
This is tabbed from the "Never Mind the Hotpots" live album, so I've put in
Bernard's ad-lib vocals.
You can use a capo on the 5th fret or just use barre chords 'centred around the 5th fret.

It's made up of 3 chords D, Em7, and A. The lyrics within the speech marks are 
'sung' in a 'female's' voice.



The basic pattern is:

D, Em7, A, D, D, Em7, A, A

To get the gist of the rhythmn and chord changes, just listen to the song.

 D
I've got a confession to make,
      Em7
For a man of my age,
     A
Now young lads play with it all the time,
     D
They think it's all the rage,
D
They do it in their bedrooms,
            Em7
When their mum and dads in bed,
       A
Grown men like me shouldn't do it,
         A
'Cause we've got wives instead,



             D
I've tried talkin' to the wife,
          Em7
But she doesn't understand,
         A
The pleasure that it gives me,
         D
When I hold it in me hand,
     D
The longer I play wi' it,
    Em7
The more it gets 'ard,
   A
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!

Bridge:
D
Dirty! You were thinkin' about somethin' else, I can tell!


D
It started one day,
Em7
I got a bonus from work,
A
Two hundred pounds,
D
Oh the wife she went berzerk,
D
'Cause she sent me down to B&Q,
Em7
To go and buy some shelves,
A
But I spent the cash in gamestation,
A
And she played merry hell!


D                            Em7
See I got meself a PSP wi' a couple o' great games,
A
And ever since I've bought it,
D
Life hasn't been the same,
D                                  Em7
Well she wants me't do the gutters, "It'd only take a day",
A
But now I'm wastin' all me time playin' GTA


 D           Em7
Oh me PSP, me PSP,
A
It really is fantastic,
D
It is the one for me,
D                               Em7
When I saw it in the shop just sittin' on a shelf,
A
'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
D                                     Em7
I've tried talkin' to the wife but she doesn't understand,
D
The pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and,
D                            Em7
The longer I play wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
A
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!


D
Right


D                                 Em7
But wife is gettin' fed up now I never come to bed,
A                           D
I just sit on the sofa and play fifa instead,
D                                 Em7
She puts on sexy underwear and gives me come-to-bed eyes,
A
But the kid down't road I've got to beat him he's on to level five!


D          Em7
Oh me PSP, me PSP,
A
It really is fantastic,
D
It is the one for me,
D                              Em7
Glad I saw it in the shop just sittin' on a shelf,
A
'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
D                                       Em7
I've tried talkin' to the wife but she doesn't understand,
A                                    D
The pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and,
D                           Em7
The longer I play wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
A
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!


D
Right, Left, left, left, left, I'm pressin' it jean, I'm bloody pressin' it!!


D                                      Em7
And then one night when me 'n wife are cosy lay in bed,
    A                               D
She whispered softly in me ear and this is what she said;
 D                                           Em7
"Darlin' I've been thinkin'", (what about)? "'bout our bedroom fun",
 A 
"And the pleasure that you get, by movin just yer thumb", Dirty
     D                                           Em7
"Well I bought mesell a present" What yer got? "To keep me entertained" 

Selfish
  A                                       D
"I'll confess that it takes batteries" Oh "But I'm sure you wont complain" Right
           D             
I couldn't think of what she'd bought,
Em7
But I didn't have to guess,
 A
Cause right then she pulled it out - a nintendo D.S!


D                                 Em7
I tried talkin' to the wife and now she understands,
A                                         D
The pleasure that it gives her when she 'olds it in 'er 'and,
D                               Em7
The longer she plays wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
A
Especially when shes got n' memory on 'er memory card!!
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