Am D7 e-|-------0---0-|-------0---2-| B-|-------1p0-0-|-------0h1-1-| G-|-2--2--2---2-|-2--2--2---2-| (x3) D-|-2--2--------|-0--0--------| A-|-0--0--------|-------------| E-|-------------|-------------| Am E+add9 e-|-------0---0-|-------0h2---| B-|-------1p0-0-|-----1-------| G-|-2--2--2---2-|---1---------| D-|-2--2--------|-2-----------| A-|-0--0--------|-------------| E-|-------------|-------------| Am D7 Calmly, like a razor "I got us on the door," Or "I got a tape of 'Clerks' someone Left the night before" So I go over later, You're sitting in that chair Smoking on your cigarette Am D E Fingering your hair Chorus: A E D E So I get drunk and stoned, A E D E Every time you come around (x2) Yeah, yeah yeah Am D7 Twenty-nine and aimless You bartend down on fourth Your parents pay insurance and The Parson's Audit course Over school and uninspired Trust fund up your nose All that wasted talent but, uh Am D E Ain't that how it always goes? A E D E So I get drunk and stoned, A E D E Every time you come around (x2) Yeah, yeah yeah A Amaj7 So long Allison Foley A7 D Dm So long, bye-bye Am D7 (x4) Am D7 Sometimes you understand the reason How you went astray Least of all the answer, but it Hurts to watch you waste away A E D E So I get drunk and stoned, A E D E Every time you come around (x2) Yeah, yeah yeah A E D E So drunk and stoned So drunk and stoned So so Woo- hoo woo-hoo A Amaj7 So long Allison Foley A7 D Dm So long, bye-bye (x2) A Yeah, yeah, yeah