G C D G G7 (DR. SCOTT) From the day he was born, he was trouble. C D G G7 He was the thorn in his mutter's side C D G Em She tried in vain. (NARRATOR) But he never caused her nothing but shame. C D (SCOTT) He left home the day she died. C D G >From the day she was gone All he wanted C D G was rock and roll, porn, und a motor bike C D G Em Shooting up junk. (NARRATOR) He was a low-down, cheap little punk. C D (SCOTT) Taking everyone for a ride. CHORUS: G C (ALL) When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy D G C G You knew he was a no good kid C When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife -- D G (FRANK) What a guy. (JANET) Makes you cry. (SCOTT) Und I did. A D A D (COLUMBIA) Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. G G7 C I said, "Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity." A7 D But he locked the door and threw away the key. C D G C (SCOTT) But he must have been drawn into something. Making him warn D G me in a note which reads (ALL) What's it say? What's it say? C D G Em (EDDIE) I'm out of my hed. O, hurry or I may be dead. C D They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (Repeat CHORUS twice; the second time the last line goes:) C D G (FRANK) What a guy. (JANET) Makes you cry. (SCOTT) Und I did. F# G