Roadkill Christmas
Intro:G - D - Gsus4
Verse 1:
G D
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
G
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
C
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
G C D G
I gunned the motor and run over him
Chorus 1:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
Venison pretenderized
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
Verse 2:
G D
She loaded him into the back of the truck
G
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
C
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
G C D G
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
Chorus 2:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
She had fifty pounds over him
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
Verse
G D
By the time we got home, he was her pet
G
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
C
I had to spend the night out in my truck
G D C G
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*
Verse 4:
G D
A couple days later, I made him a deal
G
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
C
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
G D C G
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
Chorus 3:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
Chorus 4:
C D G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
C D G
That dumb deer changed my life
C D Em C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G
Next time, I'll run over my wife!
Outro: G-C-G
