TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS (SPLODEGENESSABOUNDS) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splodgenessabounds GUITAR INTRO: A D A D A D G D A x2 ALL IN: A D A D A D G D A x2 VERSE: A A D G D A Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please G D Ill have two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please A Ill have some pickled onions & a little bit of cheese please A D A D A D G D A Thank you.. A D A D A D G D A VERSE: Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please And Ive got all the right money & all that please.thank you VERSE: Oi, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Eh, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Ive been here half hour & Im getting very thirsty! VERSE: Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please WHY WONT YOU SERVE ME? SOLO OVER VERSE CHORDS VERSE: Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Listen..Im getting impatient John! VERSE: Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please Two pints of lager & time gentlemen please..oh no.
