One of their best songs In my opinion :P anyways, play all chords as bar chords : ) As usual, listen to the track to know how many times you need to strum, when to come in etc, Have fun (Whistle and Vocals) There's a county map to go on the wall, A hurling stick & a shinty ball, The bric, the brac, the craic & all, Lets call it an Irish pub, E E E E Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap, A B A The Guinness pie & that cabbage crap, G The ideal wannabee Paddy trap, E We'll call it an Irish pub, [CHORUS] G G G G D Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book, C E The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear, G G G G D Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug, C E If you draw one more shamrock in me beer! Underneath tin whistle E A B A E A B E A B A G E ----------------------------------- E We'll raise the price o' beer a dollar, A B A We'll make em wear a shirt & collar, E We'll fly a bloody tri-colour, G A And call it an Irish pub, E Jager bombs & double shots, A B A The underagers think its tops, G We'll spike the drinks & pay the cops, E We got us an Irish pub. E The quick one in the filthy bog, A B A The partin' glass across the lug, E O' the lady-O, the dirty dog, G A We got us an Irish pub, E It's over to me and over to you, A B A We'll skip along the Avenue, G And who t'hell is Ronnie Drew? E We got us an Irish pub. [CHORUS] E Plasma screens & neon lights, A B A Kara-far kin-oke nights, E The bouncers they can pick the fights, G A We'll call it an Irish pub, E Plastic cups, a polished floor, A B A We'll hose the blood right out the door, G And let the knucklers back for more, E We got us an Irish pub, [CHORUS] Vocals,drums Oh top o' the mornin', Garryowen, Kiss me I'm Irish, Molly Malone, Failte, Slainte, Pog ma thon, We got us an Irish pub, Spike the punch & strip the willow, Strike me up the rakes o' Mallow, The Liffey never ran so shallow, We got us an Irish pub. G G G G D Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book, C E The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear, G G G G D Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug, C E If you draw one more shamrock in me beer! G D C E x2 END All credit goes to The Rumjacks for writing and performing this song, All i did was tab it out for people to learn it :D have fun!!