Dog-Like Sparky From: Sing to God Lyrics: http://www.cardiacs.org/lyrics.html ----- Cardiacs albums are available for purchase from iTunes and at www.cardiacs.net [VERSE 1] A B A You ever believe in big strong daddy legs? B A And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? B A Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky B A He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness B If I am a dog then shake hands [CHORUS] C G A C# G# Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky C G A C# G# No feet for me and suck red upon my belly B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky [VERSE 1] A B A Defenders of the world we make believe in B A Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank B If I am a dog then shake hands [CHORUS] C G A C# G# Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky C G A C# G# No feet for me and suck red upon my belly B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky [BRIDGE] B D A F C F C Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins B D A F C F C That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins C# F# B E Never mind as crawling is my in mind world A F#m E A With everything alive C# F# B G#m Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes E A F#m E A And crown me everything alive [CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL] C G A C# G# B D# A# [VERSE 3] A B A And so the spirits they do protect him now B A When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings B Now eat up your hands now eat your... [CHORUS] C G A C# G# Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky C G A C# G# No feet for me and suck red upon my belly B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky [BRIDGE] B D A F C F C No feet for me and suck red upon my belly B D A F C F C No feet for me and suck red upon my belly C# F# B E Never mind as crawling is my in mind world A F#m E A With everything alive C# F# B G#m Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes E A F#m E A And crown me everything alive C# F# B Stick and suck dribble in my shoes E A F#m E A And crown me everything alive C# F# B G#m Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes E A F#m E A And crown me everything alive [OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2] B F# B E B Is me alive and a-crawling is my world F# C G Crawling is my world! A# F# C# D# C# F#m Crawling is my world! [BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL] B D A F C F C B D A F C F C C# F# B E A F#m E A C# F# B G#m E A F#m E A [CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL] C G A C# G# B D# A# [VERSE 4] A B A And so the spirits they do protect him now B A When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings B If I am a dog then shake hands [CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it] C G A C# G# Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky C G A C# G# No feet for me and suck red upon my belly B D# A# We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky [NOISES]