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Intro: [G] - [C] - [F] - [C]
(Lead)
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(I only know a little on how to transpose piano tab into guitar tab...)
1st verse:
[G] [F] [C] [G]
I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror
[F] [C] [G]
And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear
[F] [C] [G]
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights
[F] [C] [G]
And rather than flaunt my style
[F] [C] [G]
I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites
Chorus:
[Am] [C] [Am] [F]
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
[Am] [Dm] [C] [G]
I smooth my hair said back in the chair but somehow I still need to chill
Verse 2:
[F] [C] [G]
Have a seat
[F] [C] [G]
He says pleasantly
[F] [C] [G]
As he shakes my hand
[F] [C] [G]
And practically laughs at me
[F] [C] [G]
Open up nice and wide
[F] [C] [G]
And with a smirk he says,
[F] [C] [G]
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
[F] [C] [G]
As he tries not to grin
[Am] [C] [Am] [F]
When hygienists leave on long vacations
[Am] [Dm] [C] [G]
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
(Play chords like in Intro)
[G] [C] [F] [C]
Talking only brings the toothaches on
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes south
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
And shut my mouth
[G] [C] [F] [C]
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
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