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RECTAL COMPUTER - Sexual Lobster
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"Hello children, I have a little story for you all. It's about a computer
that's rectally inserted..."
Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-bYSC6OT6s
Sexual Lobster's YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SexuaLobster
Sexual Lobster's Newgrounds: http://sexual-lobster.newgrounds.com/
Tabbed by: Seismatters
Tuning: Standard E
Intro
e|----10--------5--------10----- -----------------------------|
B|-10----10---5---5---10----10-- -----------------------------|
G|------------------------------*strum Am Chord*-----------------------------|
D|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
A|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
E|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am
Rectal Computer
End Chorus Riff
e|-9-5-6-3----------------- ---------------------------------|
B|---------3-1------------- ---------------------------------|
G|-------------3-2---------*strum Em and Fm*---------------------------------|
D|------------------------- Chords ---------------------------------|
A|------------------------- ---------------------------------|
E|------------------------- ---------------------------------|
Verse:
A# F
I went to the doctor,
C F
'cos my gut was playin' up
A# F
He said, 'son, your throat is too small,
C F
we're gonna have to stick this up your butt'
A# F
He bent me over,
C F
told me to think of something pleasant
A# F
It was like he had a handful of stuffing
C F
and I was some kind of pheasant.
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G
Rectal Computer (I think it's got a virus!),
Am
Rectal Computer
Verse 2:
A# F
Someone hacked into my computer,
C F
and programmed it to give me gas
A# F
My mum said, 'son,why you walkin' funny?',
C F
I said 'I got a compromised processor lodged up my ass'
A# F
I showed it to my friends,
C F
they were quite impressed
A# F
Now everyone I know has a-
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (It's internet capable!),
Am G
Rectal Computer (I need an upgrade!),
Am
Rectal Computer
