xMeatLoaf-life is a lemon and I want my money back * Meat Loaf : Life is a lemon and I want my money back (Steinman) # # ---------------------------------------------------- # | F#m | D/F# | F#m | || F#m It's all or nothing D/F# And nothing's all I ever get F#m Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's always something D/F# F#m There's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about F#5 G#5 A5 D5 It's a never ending attack F#5 G#5 A5 D5 Everything's a lie and that's a fact F#5 G#5 A5 D5 Life is a lemon and I want my money back | F#m | D/F# | F#m | || And all the morons And all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules It's not a game, it's just a rout There's desperation There's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes And no detergent gets it out And we're always slipping thru the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back (Key change: # # ) Bm Asus A What about love? It's defective - it's always breaking in half F#m G What about sex? It's defective - it's never built to really last Bm Asus A What about your family? It's defective - all the batteries are shot F#m G What about your friends? They're defective - all the parts are out of stock (Key change: B B B ) Cm Bbsus Bb What about hope? It's defective - it's corroded and decayed Gm Ab What about faith? It's defective - it's tattered and it's frayed Cm Bbsus Bb What about your Gods? They're defective - They forgot the warranty Gm Ab What about your town? It's defective - it's a dead end street to me (Key change: # # # # ) C#m B/C# What about your school? It's defective - it's a pack of useless lies G#m/C# A/C# What about your work? It's defective - it's a crock and then you die C#m A What about your childhood? It's defective - it's dead and buried in the past F#m B What about your future? It's defective - and you can shove it up your ass! (Key change: # # # ) D/F# F#m I want my money back - life is a lemon D/F# F#m I want my money back - life is a lemon, life is a lemon C#5 D5 B5 C#5 D5 E5 E6 E5 It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's a never ending attack Everything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And we're always slipping thru the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back Back, back, back, back! I want my money back, I want my money back - life is a lemon Asus Bbsus E |---0------1----| B |---3------4----| G |---2------3----| D |---2------3----| A |---0------1----| E |----------1----|