Standard tuning. Only four chords used - D A Bm G with no capo D I'm pretty sure you've heard of me A I'm a local celebrity Bm G But not the kind you look to Hollywood for D No flashing lights or autographs A In fact, people avoid me if they can Bm G I got no fans hanging right outside of my door D And I hear them whispering when I pass A Saying to each other "is that the man?" Bm With a broken heart G 'Cause you tore it apart D A And now everybody knows my name Bm Everybody feels my pain But you don't even care G You're so unaware D And I'm left to deal with the shame A Now everybody knows that I'm Bm Just a bum without you by my side Welcome to the show G Everybody knows D Everyone but you A Everyone but you D I got a thousand friends that follow me A Just to read about my misery Bm G I'm popular for reasons that I hate D And I strike up a conversation A Most time a total stranger Bm G Anyone who listens to my fate D But they shake their heads and they walk away A And all I'm left with is this fame Bm And a broken heart G 'Cause you tore it apart D A And now everybody knows my name Bm Everybody feels my pain But you don't even care G You're so unaware D And I'm left to deal with the shame A Now everybody knows that I'm Bm Just a bum without you by my side Welcome to the show G Everybody knows D Everyone but you A Everyone but you Bm Everyone but you D Now if I died today would you even come? A Written on my grave will say "here lies someone Bm With a broken heart G 'Cause she tore it apart" D A And now everybody knows my name Bm Everybody feels my pain But you don't even care G You're so unaware D And I'm left to deal with the shame A Now everybody knows that I'm Bm Just a bum without you by my side Welcome to the show G Everybody knows D Everyone but you A Everyone but you Bm Everyone but you D I'm pretty sure you've heard of me A I'm a local celebrity Bm G That all the people know, everyone but you