[Original song is in G# - transpose up 1 half tone. Tabbed here in G for ease of playing] (Intro G D G D) G D G D Number One in Britain and successful in the States G D G D So round the table me and label bosses contemplate C G You've got to get a second home and hang with Chrissie Hynde C D You get yourself some Ray-Bans; before you know it's time G C D G D C D G For your Eno, Eno collaboration, all across the nation C D7 G D G D As sure as night follows day. G D G D I travelled South America recording different sounds G D G D I danced within an Elven ring of quicksilver delight C G Highly influential documentary guaranteed C D Who put the "con" in concept? It was me G C D G D C D G With my Eno, Eno collaboration, all across the nation C D7 G D G D As sure as night follows day. G C D G C D G I know Bono and he knows Ono and she knows Eno's phone goes thus: C D G "Brian's not home - he's at the North Pole C D G D G But if you'd like to leave a weird noise". D G C D G D C D G So roll up for the Eno, Eno collaboration, all across the nation C D7 G D As sure as night follows day. G C Em D I went from the Andes to the Indies in my undies G C Em D A light aircraft was on standby just in case I got bored G C Em D In Montego where my ego fair blocks out the sun G C Em D G Sing Aurora Borealis, Uber Alles on toast.