C Well Heaven's a beach Just you and me F Laying in a bed of sand With a blanket and a cooler C And a 12 inch ruler G C Try to catch us if you can C Life is a party And you can cry if you want to F But you're the only invitee Sometimes it's cake C Sometimes it's eggs G C But you're the only thing I eat F And you can count on me C When your in a jam and you need a hand I'm free G F When your in jail and can't make bail C I've got the money C People come and people go F Nothing ever stays the same C But the only thing that'll never change G C Is that you're always on my brain C And this old house Could fall down F And the town could bottom out C But I don't care F G C If I had you dear-we'll do our lovin' somewhere else F You can count on me C When you're in a jam and you need a hand I'm free G F When you're in jail and you can't make bail C I've got the money C Foot massage, mowing the lawn F Any little thing you want I'd do it in an instant C For gravy and biscuits G C So baby, turn that oven on F You can count on me C When you're in a jam and you need a hand I'm free G F When you're in jail and you can't make bail C I've got the money G F When you're in jail and you can't make bail C I've got the money