Be Kind to Me ~ Michael Hurley from "Armchair Boogie" [Verse 1] G Told you once and I told you twice: Why be mean when you can be nice? C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Can’t you see I’m in misery? [Verse 2] G I hardly feel like a mustard seed ‘cause your love is what I need C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Can’t you see I’m in misery? [Verse 3] G I’m the ace of hearts and she’s my queen, the best old girl you ever seen C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Can’t you see I’m in misery? [Verse 4] G I told you, child, when you were sixteen, I wanted you, girl, to be my queen C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Can’t you see I’m in misery? [Verse 5] G A bull frog sitting on a lily pond And I was holding her in my arms C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Can’t you see I’m in misery? [Verse 6] G I call you on the telephone Tell me why you’re never home C G Come on, be kind to me! D C G Can’t you see I’m in misery? The same chord progression repeats twice for the 'mouth trumpet' solo. During the second progression the vocals return and the song ends like this: C G Be kind to me! D C Can't you see I’m in mi-i---ser-er-er---ree-eeeeee-eeee? end on G