F G C
Take off your shoes, hang up your wings
C7 F G
Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug
E7 Am
Savor the things that sobriety brings
D7 G
Drain in the last from a jug
C G7 C G7
But when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do
C G7 C C7
'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue
F D7 C
I can't resist you, I can't wait
D7 G
To twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate
C G7 C G7
Beat me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall
C G7 C C7
There's nothing I love better than a free for all
F D7 C
To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends
D7 G
But when it is all over we will still be friends
Am G7 Am G7
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Am G7 C C7
Too many people just can't get kissed
F Ab7 A7sus4 A7
But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby
Dm G C
Hope you don't mur-der me
Am
Oh, was it all right, or was it o--kay
E7 Am C7
I'll make it all up to you someday
Dm Am
Oh, but you didn't have to laugh that way
D7 G G7
Oh, no, you didn't have to laugh that way
Am G7 Am G7
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Am G7 C C7
Too many people just can't get kissed
F Ab7 A7sus4 A7
But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby
Dm G C
Hope you don't mur-der me
