Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl Tabbed by - mushidebleh G Am D7 G Am D7 Feminists don't have a sense of humour. G Am D7 G Eb F Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo) G Am D7 G Em Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours. Am D7 G Eb F They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say... Bb Cm7 F Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!) Eb F F# F Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.) Bb Cm7 F7 Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?) Eb Bbm7 C Can't these chicks do anything but whine?! F Dance break! :D G Am D7 G G Am D7 G G Am D7 G Em Am D7 G Eb F They say... Bb Cm7 F Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT, Eb F F# F equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!) Bb Cm7 F On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.) Eb Bbm7 C Won't these women ever get a life? G Am D7 G Am D7 Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...) G Am D7 G Eb F Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!) G Am D7 G Em Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours. Am D7 Bm E7 They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham Am D7 G That's why these feminists just need to find a man. I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message. :)