VERSE 1: Bb I like to eat toast with jam Eb You like to eat eggs and ham And if you’re in, we can be friends F 'cause I don’t have a problem with ham Bb I like to wear sweaters and skirts too Eb I like to do just what I want to And if you don’t like what I do with my life F Well, that’s great, 'cause I didn’t ask you CHORUS: Bb This is my jam Eb This is my jam F This is my toast Eb This is my knife Bb And this is my jam Bb This is my jam Eb This is my jam F This is my song Eb This is my life Bb This is my jam VERSE 2: Bb I’m gonna do this, and if you don’t wanna do this, Eb I’m gonna find somebody who wants to do this Because I am a person and you are a person F You should want what you want as long as nobody’s hurtin’ Bb You’re not gonna tell me the songs I should write Eb And you’re not gonna tell me my clothes are too tight 'cause I’m gonna love doing all my own stuff F And that love’s gotta come from inside (Repeat CHORUS) BRIDGE: Bb Eb F I’d like to be eating breakfast with people that I like Eb Bb With no one telling me the things they think I should do with my life Bb Eb F And like John Green tells us to imagine others complexly Eb Bb I won’t judge you, 'cause what you like has nothing to do with me (CHORUS and BRIDGE, sung in counterpoint)