D
You say hello
Em
And I say hello back
D
You say it's nice to
Em
See me again, crap
D
This conversation just keeps going
Em
Want to get through this without you knowing
D
You can see it in my eyes
Em
My calculating bullshit lies
D
You look at me so appalled
Em D Em
'cause I don't recognize you at all
D
Now am I an asshole
Em
Or are you just boring?
D Em
'Cause one of these two things must be true
D Em
Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty
D Em
Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
G A
Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
G A
I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck.
D
I don't know who you are
Em
I don't have a freaking clue
D
So get a catchphrase, get an accent
Em
Fuck your face up with a tattoo
D
Okay, so fine, so now you know
Em
That I don't know, so there you go
D Em
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
D Em
And I blame you
D Em
I blame you
D
I'm willing to bet
Em
This happens to you a lot
D
This can't be the first
Em
Blank stare that you've got
D
You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage
Em
You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
D
You're camouflage on camouflage
Em
You're a dumb white guy on entourage
D
You've chosen no form of expression
Em D Em
Yet expect to make an impression
D
Now am I a shithead
Em
Or are you just blugh?
D Em
Hey I think that question is pretty fair
D Em
You're looking at me like I just drop-kicked a baby
D Em
But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
G A
You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag
G A
So fix the situation or wear a name tag
D
I don't know who you are
Em
Not even a little bit
D
Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
Em
To make people give a shit
D
Okay, so fine, so now you know
Em
That I don't know, so there you go
D Em
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
D Em
And I blame you
D Em
I blame you
D Em
I blame you
D Em
I blame you
