The Lord Knows I'm Drinking:Cal Smith. #64 on BB Hot 100, #1 CANADIAN RPM Country, #1 BB Hot Country on DECCA Records in 1972. INTRO: A #1. A Hello, Mrs. Johnson you self-righteous woman.. D A D Sunday School teacher, what brings you out slumming? A D Do you reckon the preacher would approve where you are, A E standing here visiting with a back-sliding Christian A in a neighborhood bar? #2. E A Well, yes that's my bottle and yes that's my glass. D And I see you're eye-balling this pretty young lass. A D It ain't none of your business, but yes, she's with me. A E And we don't need no sermon, you self-righteous woman, A just let us be. CHORUS: D A The Lord knows I'm drinking, and running around. D E And He don't need your loud mouth, informing the town. D A The Lord knows I'm sinning, and sinning ain't right. E But me and the Good Lord's gonna have us a good talk, A later tonight. INTERLUDE: A E A #3. A Goodbye Mrs. Johnson, you self-righteous biddy. D I don't need your preaching, and I don't need your pity. A D So, go back to whatever you hypocrites do. A E And when I talk to Heaven, be nice, and I'll put in a good A word for you. CHORUS: D A The Lord knows I'm drinking, and running around. D E And He don't need your loud mouth, informing the town. D A The Lord knows I'm sinning, and sinning ain't right. E But me and the Good Lord's gonna have us a good talk, D A later tonight. A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.