Drive-By Truckers Song: Bob Album: Brighter Then Creations Dark Tuning: Down One Step D A Bob goes to church every Sunday, G D Every Sunday that the fish ain't biting D A Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher, G D cause Bob never bothered getting married A He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again, G D he always had more dogs than he ever had friends D A G D Bob ain't light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over D A Bob takes care of his mama, G D she's the only one he lets call him Robert D A She don't drive anymore so he takes her to the store G D and keeps her yard looking just like she wants it A Every week at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears G D of another woman made another man disappear D A G D Robert ain't exactly scared of women, he's just got his own way of living A Bob's still got an antenna on a pole G D two channels come in, two more come and go A He used to watch the news but he don't anymore, G D ain't none of it new it's the same as before A G He figures all any of it's any good for is keeping everybody bored D till there ain't nobody like Bob anymore D A Bob takes care of his mama G D she's a mess but he feels like he oughta D A How big a mess today? Ask Bob he'll say, G D “She's a big one and she's gonna be a lotta” A He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again, G D he always had more dogs than he ever had friends D A G D Bob ain't light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over