INTRO: G Bm G Bm C Cm G I miss your breath. Bm G Labored and wheezing. C Cm Choked up with phlegm G B I miss the times we stayed in bed all day Em You swore over the phone to your boss C You'd never felt this way. G You called me the cold Bm But you're the one who froze out me. Em And trapped me in a HAZMAT vial in the C Basement of the CDC. G How can I let you go? Bm After all that we've been through? Em They tell me now that I've been cured C Cm But not from loving you. G You called me common. Bm G Flu like or the croup. Bm C You tried to drown me Cm With chicken soup G You passed me around Bm G Like a 10 cent whore Bm C But every 4-6 months Cm I came back for more. G Ebola got a movie Bm HIV got quilts and songs Em The black plague got a tapestry C But I don't even see a handkerchief for me. G Bm Oh Irony. Em C I'm cured. But not from loving you. (bridge) Em I started to realize you didn't need me C G The moment you forgot whether to starve or feed me C G C G It's easy for you to call me your ex D But now how do you explain all those wads Of kleenex. G Bm You couldn't fight me, sent a man to the moon instead Em C Now all I do is wonder who's keeping you up tonight in your bed. G Bm I'm cured, I'm cured. Em C But not from loving you. G I'm cured. Bm Em But not from loving you. C Achoo.