Used ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-359R7VDv40 ) for reference
[Intro]
G/C/G/C/Am/D/D
[Verse 1]
G Em
I am a blank page in a notebook,
C Am D
waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks.
G Em
I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over
C Am D
to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts,
C
I am the Total Gym,
D
I am the Salad Glove,
G
I am the Slap Chop,
D Em Sean does a hammer on on the A string
I'm the forever lazy,
C Am D G Another hammer on A string
I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me.
[Verse 2]
G Em
I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid,
C Am D
whose name is most likely Cody.
G Em C Am D
He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley,
C
And Cody doesn't have friends,
D
and his parents hate each other,
G D Em Sean hammer ons the A string at one point
and he wants to find a better way to love his family.
C Am D G Another hammer on the A string
And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's.
[G/C/G/C/Am/D/D]
[Verse 3]
G Em
I am the camera that watches you,
C Am D
when you think you are awake.
G Em
and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
C Am D
that keeps all their cocaine safe.
C D
I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings,
G D Em hammer on like last time
at an all you can eat buffet,
C Am D G same hammer on
I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today.
G Em
And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth,
C Am D
in a history class from the future.
G Em
I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic,
C Am D
that gave my grandfather cancer.
C D
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death,
G D Em Guess what! Hammer on!
"Hi how are you? My name is Trevor."
C
Prepare to die,
C Am D G Haaammmmerrrr on!
Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.
