Conservative Christian Right Wing Republican Straight White American Males

Conservative Christian, 
Right Wing Republican, 
Straight White American Males
By: Todd Snider

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Conservative Christian, right wing Republican,
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Straight white American males.

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Gay bashing black fearing war fighting tree killing
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Regional leaders of sales.

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Frat housing, keg tapping, shirt tucking back slapping
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Haters of hippies like me.

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Tree hugging peace loving, pot smoking, porn Watching
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Lazy ass hippies like me

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Tree hugging love making pro choicing gay wedding
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Widespread Panic diggin hippies like me

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Skin color blinded, conspiracy minded
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Protestors of Corporate greed

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We who have nothing and most likely will 
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Til we all end up locked up in jail

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By Conservative Christian, Right Wing Republican,
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Straight white American males.

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Diamonds and dogs boys and girls 
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Living together in two separate worlds

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Following leaders of mountains of shame
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Looking for someone to blame  --- I know who I'd like to Blame


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Conservative Christian, right wing Republican,
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Straight white American males.
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Soul saving flag waving Rush loving lamp haven 
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Personal friends to the Quayles
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Quite diligently working so hard to keep 
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The free reins of this Democracy

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From tree loving, peace loving, pot smoking, barefooting
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Lazy ass hippies like me

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From tree loving, peace loving, pot smoking, barefooting
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Lazy ass hippies like me