This is how I play this song. Standard tuning, capo on 2. This tallies with the key they're in. G C All I wanna eat is cherry licorice, I don't care if it sounds ridiculous C F D F C D Even the birds and bees, eat how they damn well please G C I don't wanna work for no dead waitress, I don't have that kind of patience, C F D F C D Sitting around all day, with never a word to say, G C Raccoon's dead the city's windy, all I think about is Cindy, C F D F C D All the ladies and gents, are covered in excrement, G All I wanna eat etc... G C High along a hill, through the thistle, past the factory, across the trestle, C F D F C D the teachers slit my wrist, for every class I miss, G C He was like a fire she was like a feather, it was hell to live together, C F D F C D I bid them all so long, I'm happy them days are gone, All I wanna eat etc... G C All she wants to drink is lemon spritzer, she don't care if the image fits her, C F D F C D Who wants to spend their time, choking on lemon rind?, G B7 Em C G B7 Em C cos I'm high on halloween candy again, and your lips are sweet as brandy again (repeat)
