(Lyrics are for the Chainmail and Cello version)
G
You and I are kinda like
D
Romeo and Juliet
In that I'm romantic and sweet, and you're an immature loser
G
With friends who are unreasonably violent
You and I are kinda like
D
Castle and Kate Beckett
in that I'm a total badass with extremely good looks
G
and you tend to say the wrong thing
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
D
But with us, I know the answer...
G
We won't.
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
D
But with us, I know the answer...
G
We won't.
G
You and I are kinda like
D
Jim and Pam, season 1
In that I have a job and a boyfriend
G
And you have a kinda weird thing with jello
You and I are kinda like
D
Booth and Dr. Brennan
In that I like dinosaurs and have a really great mind
G
And all you care about is murder
C
You and I are kinda like
G
Starbuck and Apollo
D
In that after all this
G
this going to end in an anticlimactic way
C
You and I are kinda like
G
Starbuck and Apollo
D
In that after all this
unresolved sexual tension
and emotional investment
and time and money
C
this going to end in an anticlimactic way
G
You and I are kinda like
D
Mulder and Scully
In that you're paranoid, and even when you're right
G
I look like the smart one
You and I are kinda like
D
Counselor Troi and Riker
In that I'm good at what I do and you are usually useless
G
(See, I switched it up that time.)
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
D
But with us, I know the answer...
G
We won't.
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
D
But with us, I know the answer...
G
We won't.
