(Intro C G C G) C G Oh darling sugar honey C G When it was nice and sunny C G And when I had some money C G Am G F G We would go and see Echo And The Bunny men. C G Since I was eight I?ve loved you C G Through garden gates I?ve shoved you C G Then there?s the time I slashed you C G Am G F G And you had to go to hospital. C G Now you are gone forever C G Shot by your Uncle Trevor C G My story seems so tragic C G Am G F G Ali Bongo?s good at contortionism. Am G F E Oh he?s much better than David Nixon ever was Am G F G Am G F G Woh oh oh oo-ooh. C G Slowly I picked my life up C G Now I go and pick the wife up C G She works at Marks & Spencer?s C G La la la Lech Walesas. C G When Cupid threw her last dart C G You girl were still in my heart C G I love you more than ever C G D D G Even though I married Trevor.
