This is how i play it. sometimes the bass moves around differently from the chords but
sounds about right for the drunken solo acoustic session. not sure about the Am in the
but i don't think anything else sounds right.
[Verse]
G
I play in a band
C G
We're the best in the land
D
We're big in both Chelsea and France
C G
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
C G D
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
G C G
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
D
These other gals mean nothing to me
C G
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
C G Em
'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see
[Chorus]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
(C) G D C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
Am C G
And I only bought her one round
G C G
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
D
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
C G
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
C G D
I've had far better sex while in jail
G C G
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
D
I cook the world's best duck flambé
C G
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
C G Em
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
(C) G D C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
Am C G
And I only bought her one round
G C G
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
D
See my figure was chiseled from stone
C G
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
C G D
Come last call, I'm never alone
G C G
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
D
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
C G
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
C G Em
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus x2]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
(C) G D C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
Am C G
And I only bought her one round
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?
[Just pick the strings a little]
G C G
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
D
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
C G
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
C G D
I'll probably die cold and alone
G C
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
D
I swear I got a big heart of gold
D C
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
C G Em
Come on, honey, let me take you home
[Chorus x4]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
(C) G D C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
Am C G
And I only bought her one round
