Bb I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. B# We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. F He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell F Bb That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." Bb "Do I have to go out, dude?" B# "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." F I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I F Bb Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. Bb We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em B# In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). F We drove around for like half the night. F Bb Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. Bb We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', B# Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and F That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. F Bb The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: Bb [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. B# [inaudible] bottles of beer. F You take one down, you pass it around, F Bb You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. (x2) Bb Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted B# Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. F He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette F Bb Like "automobile, big leck!" Bb I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass B# This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. F I told that HARP that she could go to hell F Bb And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. Bb And down to have some fun, she B# Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. F The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, F Bb So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And Bb She said, "ha! You're totally cute. B# "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." F Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then F Bb The party started moving, and everybody started singing: Bb [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. B# [inaudible] bottles of beer. F You take one down, you pass it around, F Bb You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. (x2) Bb CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me B# His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST. F 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. F Bb He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. Bb I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm B# Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." F "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." F Bb You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Bb Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked B# I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. F We played for a while, and I was wooing them when F Bb I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST Bb And CORONA was like, "wow! B# You can totally touch my boob now." F I was EL PRESIDENTE F Or maybe a king with my CORONA Bb In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: Bb [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. B# [inaudible] bottles of beer. F You take one down, you pass it around, F Bb You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. (x2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8
