[intro riff]
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[verse one]
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's over there behind the tree
A G#m
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung
[verse two]
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's chewin' bar and not the leaves
A G#m
He's cryin' like a baby would you help him?
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung
[verse three]
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
A G#m
He coughed up snot on the driveway
[w/intro riff]
And I think his lung's fucked up
[bridge]
F#m E F#m E F#m
Pon - y, pon - y, pony
D C#m A C# D F#m B
D C#m A C# D F#m B
[solo]
E D#m D C#m A G#m B
E D#m D C#m A G#m B
B B C C#
[verse four]
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's over there lookin' at me
A G#m
He can't talk because he's a pony
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung
[repeat verse one:end abruptly on lung]
