[Richie] ... Johnny.
[Johnny] .... ya,
Richie][ ....When was the first time you heard a naughty word.
G
First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
D
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
G
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse.
D G
Be goreses says to granny, twas the chicken said it first.
CHORUS
C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
D
now this is chicken talk
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
G
When the chickens they do lay.
D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.
G
Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
D
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth.
G
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
D G
And yet I couldnt stop the chicken make that f'en sound.
CHORUS
C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
D
now this is chicken talk
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
G
When the chickens they do lay.
D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.
G
Then granny started cursing ,but the chicken said it first.
D
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
G
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
D G
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife,
CHORUS
C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
D
now this is chicken talk
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
G
When the chickens they do lay.
D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.
CHORUS 2
C
So lets all sing along.
G
lets sing the chicken song.
D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
Quack quack quack quack ,went the duck.
G
But the chicken still said fock.
D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck of
D
now this is chicken talk
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
G
When the chickens they do lay.
D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.
