Capo 1st fret Intro D – F - G D F - G Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, D F - G and 2 or 3 egg whites D F - G Half a stick of butter, D F - G melted. D F G Stick it all in a bowl baby, D F - G Stir it with a wooden spoon D F - G Mix in a Cup of Flour, D F - G you'll be in heaven soon. D Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! D F G Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, D F G Stick them in your mouth and suck em! D F G Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls D F G D They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls! D F - G Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate, D F - G and half cup of brandy D F - G then throw in a bag or two of sugar, D F - G and just a pinch of vanilla. D F - G Grease up the cookie sheet, D F - G because I hate when my balls stick D F - G Then pre-heat the oven to three fifty D F - G and give that spoon a lick. D Say everybody have you seen my balls? F G They're big and salty and brown D If you ever need a quick Pick me up A C D Just stick my balls in your mouth. D F G Suck on my chocolate salty balls D F G put them in your mouth and suck them! D F G Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls D F G D They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber, Suck on My balls! Intro: D F - G [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? Smells like something burning Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen.. Cos I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. Oh man baby, baby! Baby You just burnt my balls! D F G Help me, my balls are on fire! D F G Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! D F G Give me some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning! D F G Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something! D F G Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls D F G Put them in your mouth and suck em! D F G Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls D F G Put em out baby, Blow em! D F G Suck on my balls, baby! D F G Suck on my balls Baby! D F G D Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls F G Come on baby, hoo, hoo D Suck on my balls...