I hope y'all enjoy! A D E F# E------------------------------------ B------------------------------------ G-------7----9------------------------- D--7----7----9----4---------------------- A--7----5----7----4---------------------- E--5--------------2-------------------- Key: H = hammer-on / = slide Intro x2: E ---------------------------------------| B --------------5/7----------------------| G ------5h6-5h6--------------------------| D ---------------------------------------| A ---------------------------------------| E ---------------------------------------| Verse 1: A D I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A D A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun F# E D I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A E I'm getting drunk on a plane [intro] - play intro throughout 3/4s of Verse 2 Verse: 2 A D I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy A D 'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me F# E D Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays E I'm getting drunk on a plane Chorus: A Buyin' drinks for everybody D But the pilot, it's a party F# E Got this 737 rocking like a G6 A Stewardess is somethin' sexy D Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey F# Told her about my condition E Got a little mile-high flight attention A D F# It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds E I'm up so high, I may never come down A D F# I'll try anything to drown out the pain E (let it ring out) They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane Intro x2 A D We had this date marked on the calendar forever A D We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together F# E D I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake E So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Chorus: A Buyin' drinks for everybody D But the pilot, it's a party F# E Got this 737 rocking like a G6 A Stewardess is somethin' sexy D Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey F# Told her about my condition E Got a little mile-high flight attention A D F# It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds E I'm up so high, I may never come down A D F# I'll try anything to drown out the pain E They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane Solo: A, D, F#, E, A, D, F#, E, A, Verse 3: A D On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class A D So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass F# E D And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass E 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Chorus: A Buyin' drinks for everybody D But the pilot, it's a party F# E Got this 737 rocking like a G6 A Stewardess is somethin' sexy D Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey F# Told her about my condition E Got a little mile-high flight attention A D F# It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds E I'm up so high, I may never come down A D F# I'll try anything to drown out the pain E They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane During the outro either play the Intro or A,D throughout.