Strum: B ↓ AB ↓ D D G G Woke up this morning, put on my slippers D D A A Walked in the kitchen and died D D G G And oh what a feeling when my soul went through the ceiling A A D D and on up in to heaven I did rise G G D D When I got there they did say John it happened this-a-way D D A A you slipped upon the floor and hit your head D D G D And all the angels say just before you passed away D A D D these were the very last words that you said CHORUS: G G D D Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground D D D A A I'd rather have 'em cut me up and pass me all around D D G D Throw my brains in a hurricane the blind can have my eyes G D A D D The deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size D D G G Give my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer D D A A Put my socks in a cedar box just get 'em out'a here D D G D Venus de milo can have my arms Look out! I've got your nose G D A D D Sell my heart to the junk man and give my love to Rose CHORUS D D G G Give my feet to the foot-loose careless fancy free D D A A Give my knees to the needy don't 'cha pull that stuff on me D D G G Hand me down my walkin' cane, it's a sin to tell a lie G D A D D Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass good-bye CHORUS G D A D D The deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
