Can be done with the below chords acoustically, other wise use power chords if plugged in & amp'd up if you're going for the version played in the "I Ship It" short film. :) Verse 1 A - D I thought we were happy, you were like the Harry F#m - E to my Ginny Weasley, but you had other plans A - D You found someone new, a hotter witch to screw F#m - E - A I took that as my cue to start a band Chorus F#m - E - D - A Now I’m handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart F#m - E - A In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart F#m - E - D - A Stab them with a sword or set them aflame F#m - E - D - A So you’ll never live forever and I’ll forget you just the same Verse 2 A - D I thought you could be all that I ever needed F#m - E Guess I didn’t know how wrong I was A - D So I’ll look you in the eye and tell you just why F#m - E - A I’m standing here tonight, and it’s all because Chorus F#m - E - D - A I’m handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart F#m - E - A In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart F#m - E - D -A Stab them with a sword or set them aflame F#m - E - D - A So you’ll never live forever and I’ll forget you just the same Outro F#m - E - D - A Yeah, you’ll never live forever - and you’ve got yourself to blame A - E - A