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Hey boys and girls
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This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world
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So close your eyes and travel back in time
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With me and Ninja Brian
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It's gonna blow your mind to shit!
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It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High
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When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives
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Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed
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Because his tiny wrists
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Caused his high-five to miss
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And he was like "Fuck this!"
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Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight!
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Oh Yeah! Hell Yeah! Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight!
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It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
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But it was quiet because in space there is no sound
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Did we mention that this took place in space?
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It did. So shut your face
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Also, there were robots and sharks
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Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight
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In space! With sharks! It's a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight!
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It's fucking science!
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Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented space.
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...and then a bunch of fuckin' aliens from Mars
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Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars
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The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace
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So they killed them with lasers
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HOLY SHIT!
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And then they had a giant laser party
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A Dinosaur Laser Party!
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FUCK!
