C G C
I’ve seen lots of funny things in my time
G C G
But theres one thing I’ve been trying hard to get
C G C
For years and years and years I’ve kept on searching
D G
But I haven’t had the luck to see one yet
C
Although I haven’t seen one you all know the thing I mean
D G
And now Im going to tell you what it is I haven’t seen
C G C F
I have never, never,never,never
C G C
I’ve never seen a straight banana
G
I’ve searched quite a bit
C
But I must admit
D G
There even curved when they are served in my banana splits
C G C F C D
I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana
C G C F
But I have never, never, never, never
C G C
I’ve never seen a straight banana
[spoken]
Oh how much i’ve been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately
I’ve had no luck...in fact...
C G C
I recall when I was in Alaska
G C
I Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night.
G C
I've seen the waterfalls at old Niagara
D G
I confess it is a most impressive sight.
I’d love to see a certain thing
C
But if it's not to be,
D
I'd like to meet somebody else
G
Who saw what I can't see.
C G C F C G C
I've never, never, never, never I’ve never seen a straight banana.
G
though theres things I hate
C
Millions I have ate.
D G
But Doggon me I’ve yet to see Banana’s that are straight
C G C
I have traveled far to find one.
F C D
From the Argentine to the Havana.
C G C F
But I've never, never, never, never
C G C
I've never seen a straight banana.
G C F
No I’ve never, never,never,never
C G CGC
I’ve never seen a straight banana!
