Pretty simple, listen to the song to get the rhythm. I couldn't find official
lyrics online so I wrote these out, I think they are pretty close. Use bar chords
in the verses and regular chords in the chorus. Awesome band, great song.
[Intro]
G A D G
[Verse 1]
G
Stay hydrated from a double shot
A
Get my nourishment from a punch in the gut
D
Never really felt I had the best of luck
G
I got a big big mouth that just a won't shut up
G
Hop in the car turn the radio on
A
Out from the speakers a familiar song
D
Head down the road start to hum along
G
Made it all the way home and left the TV on
[Chorus]
C D G G7
But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
C D G G7
And its gonna make my mama proud
E Am A7
I'm gonna get my dad to notice me
D
Even if I have to fly it into the ground
[Verse 2]
G
I know my days are numbered but I'm bad at math
A
I got a dick so hard that a cat couldn't scratch
D
Made some bad decisions, I shouldn't go back
G
I can't see her its just not like that
G
You see I had this lovely baby but I roughed her up
A
There's a little ounce of pain behind every grunt
D
All the noise that I make, I shouldn't complain
G
Regrets, tourettes, I guess its the same
[Chorus]
C D G G7
But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
C D G G7
I'm gonna make my children proud
E Am A7
I'm gonna make them all respect me
D
Like when I first showed up in town
[Guitar Solo]
[Piano Solo]
[Verse 3]
G
Plenty of money coming in cause I get child support
A
To a family who don't want me but don't leave me alone
D
It's a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice
G
I signed away all my earnings on a little invoice
G
I'd like to be the hero on the evening news
A
Smiling in the face of danger like theres nothing to loose
D
Taking out terrorists that self detonate
G
Telling kids to stay in school and always get good grades
[Chorus]
C D G G7
And I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
C D G G7
And I'm gonna make my country proud
E Am A7
I'm send this off to Nashville
D
And sell my soul to a whole new crowd
