x"Hey Asshole" performed by Screeching Weasel written by Ben Weasel, published by Weasels, Inc. (ASCAP) (C) 1998 Ben Foster (P) 1998 Panic Button from Panic Button release Major Label Debut transcribed by Mike Ripplinger ([email protected]) [Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X *** ["Hey Asshole"] Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done Dick [ E / B / D / A ] x4 B Hey asshole do you feel all warm inside D F# Lording it over a bunch of kids B You're no upright citizen you pig, D F# A tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick B Hey asshole aside from writing pretentious boring D F# Tunes what have you did Hack [ E / B / D / A ] x4 [ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4 Motherfucker! B D F# Hey asshole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit B D F# Hey asshole I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit B Yeah shit dude, you fucking dirty old man D F# You fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit Fuck you [ E / B / D / A ] x4 [ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4 B D F# Hey asshole, everybody knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock B Asshole http://www.geocities.com/marvindepressed/swtabs.html
