Song: Questionnaire
Artist: The Rutles
Composer: Neil Innes
Album: Archaeology
Tabbed by DJ ('DiddyD' on ultimateGuitar.com)
22nd Aug 2014
Em7 = 022030 D7 = xx0212 F = 133211 Bb = x13331
Em6 = 022020 G = 032033 Gm = 355333 G4 = 320013
Am7 = x02010 C# = x46664 C = x32010
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[Intro]
Em7 Em6
e |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|
B |---3---3---3---3---|---2---2---2----------------|
G |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|
D |---2---2---2---2---|---2---2---2--------1-h2----|
A |---2---2---2---2---|---2---2---2---4-h5---------|
E |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|
[Verse 1]
Em7 Em6
Hey, Mister 'man-on-the-street', ex - cuse me!
Em7 Em6
Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh, yeah!
Am7
Don't worry!
D7
I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want,
G
I'm just a questionnaire!
[Verse 2]
G C#
Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo!
F
Do you think it's crunchy, half-crunchy,
D7 Gm
Or not crunchy at all?
C F
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it!
[Chorus]
F Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
F C
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire!
[Verse 3]
Em7
Please, Mister 'man-on-the-street',
Em6
Be - lieve me, (Believe me!)
Em7
I'm only doing my job,
Em6 Am7
And I need to know----- ...everything about you,
D7 G G4 G
Take it easy, all you gotta do is answer yes or no!
[Verse 4]
G C#
Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue sea!
F
Do you think there's one true god, a false god,
D7 Gm
Or ...no god at all?
C F
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it!
(No god at all---------!)
[Chorus]
F Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
F
I'm only a questionnaire,
F Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
F C
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire!
[Break]
Em7 Em6 Em7 Em6
| / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / |
Am7 D7
| / / / / | / / / / | Now can you...
[Coda]
G C#
Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun!
F
Do you think it's crazy, half-crazy,
D7 Gm
...Or not crazy at all?
C F
Put a tick in the appropriate box!
