Song: The Knicker Elastic King Artist: The Rutles Composer: Neil Innes Album: Archaeology Tabbed by DJ ('DiddyD' at ultimateGuitar.com) 25th Aug 2014 CAPO: 1st fret (Sounds in the key of C#) N.B. Please IGNORE ANY POP-UP CHORD BOXES the website might automatically suggest and use the typed shapes shown below: Chord names and fret positions are relative to the capo: C = x32010 Bb = x13331 Gm = 355333 E/Eb = xx1100 C/B = x22010 G/F = xx3033 A = x02220 E/C# = x46454 C/A = x02010 G/E = xx2033 Eb7 = xx1323 E/B = x22100 C/G = 332010 G/Eb = xx1033 Ab7 = 464544 Am = x02210 Fm = 133111 D = xx0232 Db7 = x46464 B = x2555x G = 355433 D/Eb = x40232 Gb7 = 242322 B/A = x0555x F = 133211 D/B = x20232 B7 = x24242 B/G# = 5x555x Ab = 466544 D/A = x00232 E = 022100 B/G = 4x555x ************************************************************* [Verse 1] C C/B C/A C/G He used to travel in bath cubes, Fm Until the slump came, G F G F Faced with re - dundancy, he turned his mind to other things, G F C And soon became a household name! [Verse 2] G F (Knicker elastic...) ...everybody used it, G F (Knicker elastic...) ...nobody refused it, Ab Bb C Ab Bb C Knicker E - lastic King, the Knicker E - lastic King! [Verse 3] G G/F G/E G/Eb A self-made man with a business to run, G G/F G/E G/Eb And something to sell ...to every - one, Ab Bb C Ab Bb C The Knicker E - lastic King! | / / / / | / / / / | [Verse 4] D D/Eb D/B D/A He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich, Gm Were green with envy, (Oo---- oo!) A G The darling of 'The Stock Exchange'... A G ...Made 'The New Year's Honours List', A G D And won 'The Queen's A - ward to Indus - try'! [Verse 5] A G (Knicker elastic...) ...essence of propriety, A G (Knicker elastic...) ...up - holder of society, Bb C D Bb C D The Knicker E - lastic King! (Oo - la - la!) [Break] Bb Eb7 Ab7 Db7 | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | Gb7 B7 | / / / / | / / / / | [Bridge] E E/D# E/C# E/B His rubber business kept ex - panding, Am Am But then di - sa - ster! (Ee, by gum!) ^ ^ B A B A The price of raw ma - terials, coupled with in - flation, B A B A Squeezed his global holdings, his liquid assets bottomed out, B E And shrunk his retail outlet ope - ration! [Verse 6] E And that's the story of... C D E (...The Knicker E - lastic King), ...and market forces, C D E (The Knicker E - lastic King!) horses for courses! [Verse 7] B B/A B/G# B/G A self-made man with a business to run, B B/A B/G# B/G And something to sell to every - one, C D E C D E The Knicker E - lastic King, (Oo - la - la!) C D E The Knicker E - lastic King--------! | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | E | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / ||