Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Capo: 1
F: xx3211
C: x32010
A#: xx3331
D#: xx6343
F
I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
C
My clothes still smell like the night before
A#
Where am I?
C
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
F
I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy store
C
Like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
A# C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
F
I'm not trying to be a saint
C
I don't wanna be president someday
A#
I'm just trying to make my way
C
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da
F
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
C
And that being with me is what turned her gay
A#
What's with me?
C
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
F
I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
C
I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops
A# C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
F
I'm not trying to be a saint
C
I don't wanna be president someday
A#
I'm just trying to make my way
C
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da
F
I'm just a bad luck charm
C
To blame when things go wrong
A#
Been cursed since I was born
C
Maybe one day I'll change
D# A# C
For now all I can say
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Da da da da da da
Ah fuck it
