Ninja Sex Party - "Objects of Desire"
from "NSFW" (2011)
tabbed by the_jackyl, 9-14
Chords used:
E (022100)
A (002220)
C#m (x46654)
Bsus4 (x2445x)
B (x2444x)
G#m (466444)
[INTRO]
E, A, C#m, Bsus4, (B)
E, A, C#m, Bsus4, (B)
[VERSE 1]
E
Since I moved into
A
your place, one year ago today,
C#m
our relationship has
Bsus4 (B)
deepened, in a spiritual way.
E
As time swept gently forward,
A
And winter turned to spring,
C#m
I know you so much better,
Bsus4 (B)
because I fucked all your things.
A
I put my package in your mailbox,
E
made love to all your chairs,
B
dropped a load inside your washer,
C#m
and went down on all your stairs
A
I took your cabinets from the front and
E
your sofa from behind,
G#m A
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes, and
B
then we sixty-nined!
[CHORUS 1]
E
Thanks in advance
A
for not judging me,
C#m Bsus4
or this aspect of my soul.
E
When I dick-smash
A C#m
all of your belongings,
Bsus4
is when I'm finally whole.
[INTERLUDE]
A, A/B
A, A/B
A, A/B
A, E
[VERSE 2]
I boned your
A
couches and your telephone, and all your scented candles
E
and your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle.
B
I had sex with your whole kitchen, with no boundaries or limits,
C#m
and your lamp was looking so good, that you know I had to hit it.
A
Your wallet and your toothbrush, and your jacket and your red hat.
E
Are you mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that.
B
Your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains,
A
and I licked your stamp collection.
B
I dicked your floor for certain!
[CHORUS 1]
E A
I'm glad I got this
C#m
off my chest.
B
My soul has taken flight.
E B
Don't slam the door on your way out
C#m
darling,
Bsus4 B E
Because I'm slamming it tonight.
