I use power chords for this. G E A G E A G E A G E G E A when I met you you were just sixteen G E A pulling the wings off flies G E A when an old lady got hit by a truck G E A I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes D A your sadistic suits my masochistic C and theres a whip in may valise oh yeah G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E who taught you? G E A describe the special punishment room G E A over my garage, theres a G E A whipping post, a vertical beam G E A you have to be in charge D I payed a packet A for a new straight jacket C and theres a whip in my valise oh yeah G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E who taught you? G E A G E A G E A G E x2 (fast) G E A you put my head into the stocks G E A and then you went to choose a cane G E A but hey your cat has got nine tails G E A you like to leave me lame D A I can't thank her, my Sunday Spanker C there's a whip in my valise oh yeah G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E A who taught you to torture? who taught ya? G E who taught you?