intro - C, Am, F, G C Am Pat Robertson once said, G F "It's a long downward slide C Am That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks G F If two men can stand side by side" C Am God, I hope he's right G D 'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Am G Gonna find myself a duck D And legally do F Something awful (awful, awful) C Am Ducks, sex with ducks F G We'll do it in the rain C Am Ducks, yeah, ducks F G Got those wet feet on my brain Dm G We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle Am D Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle F G It's a feeling I can't name Dm F When sex with ducks and gay marriage F C Are one and the same C Gonna goose that goose Am Gonna quack that swan G F Gonna rubber my duckie all night long C Gonna whack that Mallard Am Until its feathers plume G F Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room C Am Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you G F Dive into your gold until you say D F DuckTales, whoo hoo C Am Ducks, sex with ducks F G We'll do it in the rain C Am Ducks, yeah, ducks F G Those feathered bodies are insane Dm G We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle Am D I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle F G It's a feeling I can't name Dm F When sex with ducks and gay marriage F C Are one and the same F One and the same C One and the same
