Screwed by Jonathan Coulton
Chord List in order of appearance:
G C A7 D C/G B7 Em Am7 D7 C#m7b5 Dsus4
E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|
B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|
G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|
D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|
A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|
E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|
I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.
(fig.1) (fig.2)
E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|
B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|
G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|
D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|
A-----------------|------------------|
E-----------------|----------3-------|
Thats all you need, now heres the song.
G C A7 D
G C/G G
G C A7 D G C A7 D
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
G C A7 D G C G
Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news
G C A7 D G C A7 D
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried
G C A7 D G C G
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died
B7 Em B7 Em
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
D G D G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7 Em B7 Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
A7 Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
G C A7 D
screwed
G C/G G
G C A7 D G C A7 D
Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
G C A7 D G C G
Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip
G C A7 D G C A7 D
Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man
G C A7 D G C G
He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand
B7 Em B7 Em
I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett
D G D G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7 Em B7 Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
A7 Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
G C A7 D
screwed
G C/G G
C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again, It never ends
C#m7b5 G D Dsus4 D
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1)
I got lots of money, I got lots of friends
C#m7b5 G D Dsus4 D
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal
G C A7 D G C A7 D
Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time
G C A7 D G C G
Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime
G C A7 D G C A7 D
Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake
G C A7 D G C G
Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take
B7 Em B7 Em
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
D G D G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7 Em B7 Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
A7 Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
G C A7 D
screwed
G C/G G
Have fun,
Dave
Email: [email protected]
Guitar Tab Legend:
h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)
