This is an alternative version of Tim Minchin's Youtube Lament.
Try it out and let me know what you think.
Cheers, Alex
B7b9: x1212x
Eb*: x4356x
Intro: Em, B, C, C/A, B
Em
All my carefully measured metaphor
B7b9
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
C
All of my shtick
Am
My lyrical trickery
B
All of those bows
B
All that applause
(Em B C Am B
All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry
C
All my make-up, all my lights
G
All my photo shoots in tights
B7b9
All my pretensions
Am
All my intentions
B C B C B
All my glitzy opening nights
C
All my brow-dependent jokes
G
All my mirror balls and smoke
Am A79
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
B
All my poetry
Eb* Em
My swear words and my smut
C
Will never get as many hits as
B Em
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