Nofx - First Call
Album: Coaster
C Em F C
All my neighbors are fast asleep
Am G F C
And I can’t find anything to drink
Em F C Am
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
C Em F C
So I’m headed down the street to first call
C5 E5 F5 C5
Me and the Bads were staying up late
A5 G5 F5 C5
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
E5 F5 C5 A5
But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
C5 E5 F5 C5
So I said it’s only four short blocks to first call
C5 E5 F5 C5
Not a walk of shame it’s a walk of pride
A5 G5 F5 C5
Peoples goin’ to work while we’re getting cockeyed
C5 E5 F5 C5
The sun’s coming up and the drinks are goin’ down
A5 G5 F5 C
So shut the fuck up and I’ll get the next round
A5 F5
6am, we’ll start all over again
C5
No one applying the brakes
E5
We’ll start the sweats and the shakes
A5
We’re gonna eat pickled eggs
F5
We’re gonna see Toby Jeg
C E5
We’re not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold
And everyone around me’s over 60 years old
But we’re gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other and nothing better to do
Irish coffee, and an Irish car bomb
A fat drunk Jew starts singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three
6am, we’ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We’ll start the sweats and the shakes
We’re gonna eat pickled eggs
We’re gonna hang with Dave Gregg
We’re not gonna let sun light help decide when we’re done
All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can’t find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
So I’m gonna be the very first one at first call.
