I was just playing around with this. I don't claim that this is perfectly accurate.
Put a capo on the 1st fret, and count the capo as "0" (e.g. 3 on the B string is actually
played on the 4th fret). The capo is there for when we start playing the chords.
e----2-5----2-5------2-----5-|
B--3------3------3-----------|
G----------------------------|
D----------------------------|
A----------------------------|
E----------------------------|
Well, I
e----------2--5-----2-5-----------------------|
B---3-------------3-------3---3---5---5--5--5-|
G---------------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------------|
didn't see it coming, but it came in a can
e------5---10---10---5------5-7-------|
B--3-----------------------------5--5-|
G-------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------|
Now my sweet son sprayed into a man
e-------2---2--------------------------------|
B--3------------5---3--------------------3---|
G-----------------------4----2---2---4-------|
D--------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------|
Mine too and hey we know just who to blame
e---2---2----3---3----3---3----3-3---3----3-5-5---|
B---3--------3---3----3---3----3-3---3----3-5-5---|
G-------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|
When our sons have fun with women and misbehave
Eb Ab
Old Spice! Sprayed a man on my son
Eb Bb
Now he's kissing all the women and his chores aren't done
Eb Ab
He was just my little sweetie, tiny fingers, hands and feeties
Eb Bb
Now he's touching kissing feeling all the women because
Eb Ab
Old Spice! (New sprays!) Sprayed a man on my son
Eb Bb Eb
Now he smells like a man and they treat him like one