C H O C O L A T E J E S U S [Verse 1] Ebm Abm Well I don't go to church on Sunday, don't get on my knees to pray. Ebm Bb7 Ebm Don't memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way. Abm I know Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit more. Ebm Bb7 Ebm I fall to my knees every Sunday at Zerelda Lee's candy store. [Chorus 1] Ebm Abm Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, makes me feel good inside. Ebm Bb7 Ebm Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied. [Verse 2] Ebm Abm Well I don't want no Abba Zabba, don't want no Almond Joy. Ebm Bb7 Ebm There ain't nothing better suitable for this boy. Abm Well it's the only thing that can pick me up, better than a cup of gold. Ebm Bb7 Ebm See, only a Chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul. [Bridge] Abm When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade. Ebm It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane. Abm He flows like the big muddy but that's ok, Bb7 pour him over ice-cream for a nice parfait. [Chorus 2] Ebm Abm Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me. Ebm Bb7 Ebm Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me. [Chorus 1] Ebm Abm Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, makes me feel good inside. Ebm Bb7 Ebm Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied. Easier for novices to play if transposed up a half step. Constructive criticism, comment and/or rating welcome. Enjoy!